1. A Canadian person on the internet famed for his random bouts of insanity and his horrible puns. Apparently, some find him quite attractive despite this.
2. (japanese) A charge, rush, or lightning attack (blitzkrieg)
3. The act of telling an original, bad pun.
1. Tokkan lives in Canada, not the United States. Unlucky for YOU.
2. The enraged fighter went for a full out tokkan.
3. What do vegitarian zombies eat? GRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS. *waggles fingers*