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1 definition by Todd Harris

 
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An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting pleated khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small pot belly. Thoroughly unhip.
"Man, I am through working the lunch shift at Abblebee's. I get no tips from those demanding, fucking cheap pargos! Did you see how much ketchup that triflin', pargo-ass motherfucker put on his burger?"
by Todd Harris April 26, 2008