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2 definitions by Toasted Crumpet

 
1.
A homosexual man.
"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener
by Toasted Crumpet July 02, 2003
 
2.
Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.
"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"
by Toasted Crumpet July 02, 2003