One of the greatest games ever made. It's origins are quite odd, but still valid. A small group of vagabond outcasts from Mesopotamia migrated to Romania, where they found a large grassy field. One of them happen to have a ball with him, and they created a new sport. The origins of the word come from the 5th form of matter, tlab. These same nomadic outcasts reached the far reaches of the universe, where they discovered the 5th form of matter. They had very limited speech, and one of them just said what first came to mind.
The rules of tlab are quite complicated, and would take nearly an hour to fully explain. However, there are a few quick things to say. The sport is played on a tlab octagon with 7 players on each team. (some good fields are found in Minnesota and Romania). The ball is called a tlab ball, and the players are just tlab players.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go play tlab later?
Person 2: Tlab?
Person 1: yeah, man! Tlab! it's one of the more fun sports. I'll explain the rules to you while we're on the plane to Minnesota.