10 definitions by Tit For Twat

Penetration is the medical term for the penis entering into the vagina. It's a good way term for talking about sex if one wants to seem mature. Even if you're a dirty little pervert, you'll sound like sex is more than just an emotionless action caused by hormones if you call it 'penetration' rather than 'fucking around,' 'doing it,' etc.
Dude 1: Did you fucked your girlfriend last night?

Dude 2: Penetration occured and I depostited my semen inside of her vagina.

Dude 1: What the fuck? You're a frat boy, you don't talk like that.

Dude 2: I know, but I sure sound mature, don't I?
by Tit For Twat January 26, 2007
a nation that most people had never heard of before a certain mr. cohen came along. now it's on the tip of everybody's tounge. Borat was indeed a masterpiece of oddball comedy, but Kazakhstan isn't exactly how it's portrayed in the movie.

Kazakhstan, like most of the exotic and unknown 'Stan countires,' was made up of autonomous tribes until the Russians took over in the 1800s. when the Soviet Union was formed, it became part of that nation. kazakhstan is rich in natural resources, so a very large number of ethnic Russians entered the region for mining and manufacturing. after the 1991 collapse of the Soviets, Kazakhstan became indepedendent.

today, kazakhstan is a huge, mostly barren coutnry with about 15 million people. it is ruled by a certain mr. nazyerbayev, an old Soviet leader who wins faux elections to constantly be 'elected' president. the country actually has tremendous natural resources, but it doesn't have the funds to do anything with them.
In Kazakhstan, Sacha Baren Cohen is currently public enemy #1 for the gov't. It's hilarous that one groundbreaking comedian can ruin the global image of a once subtle nation.
by Tit For Twat January 26, 2007
The Grand Canyon refers to a girl who is extremely blown out. The relevence of this term is that, just like the real Grand Canyon, the chick's vagina is forever stretched for for a huge distance. Girls with Grand Canyon twats should be avoided, as they have seen more than their fair share of dicks and probably contain numerous STDs.
Justin decided that he was going to have sex with his new girlfriend Megan, but when he took off her clothes he wisely decided to back out, due to her Grand Canyon vagina.
by Tit For Twat January 18, 2007
the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.
lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.
by Tit For Twat February 06, 2007
nickname for the capital of kenya, nairobi. thus named because of the extremely high crime rate. tourists need to watch out or risk being carjacked at gun point
nairobbery is where you go to get your cash stolen.
by Tit For Twat February 01, 2007
The most common name for California University of Pennsylvania, Cal U is a school of about 6000 students located in a town of the same name. It is located in an old steel producing town that is outside of but easily accessible from suburban Pittsburgh. Cal U is often ridiculed because at one point it was seen as admitting people to easily. However, this communter school isn't so bad anymore. In sports, the school won a pair of D-II softball championships in 1997 and 1998 and a women's basketball crown in 2003.
Cal U is good enough.
by Tit For Twat January 18, 2007
a term that i've heard people frequently use as a derogetory term for black people. i'm assuming it is derived from the boogaloo style of music, which originated with black Puerto Ricans in the Bronx and Brooklyn.
Racist: Those dirty boogaloos, let's get the Klan after them!

Average Joe: This isn't the South in the 1960s, you stupid hick? Racism was supposed to be eradicated from this country years ago!
by Tit For Twat January 26, 2007

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