When you youre having sex with a girl, then just before you orgasm, you pull out and set her pubic hair on fire. You then ejaculate on her, putting some of the fire out. You then stand up and flap your arms yelling "you need more badges to control me!"
"why don't you talk to samantha anymore?"
"uh..i kinda did a charizard on her."
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