5 definitions by Timolas

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Trolldin is considered the chief god in Troll mythology and Lol paganism.

His name is related to 'trol' meaning "excitation," "fury," or "trollry," and his role, like many of the Troll pantheon, is complex: he is god of e-wisdom, internet war, battle, and e-death.
(Taken from Encyclopedia Dramatica)
Consistent with this, Snorri Sturluson's Prose Edda depicts Trolldin as welcoming the great dead warriors who have been IRL Powerworded in battle into his hall, Lawlzhalla, which when literally interpreted, signifies the 'Hall of the Named'. These fallen, the Powerworded, are assembled and entertained by Trolldin in order that they in return might fight for and support the gods in the final battle of the end of the world, Ragnaröfl.
by Timolas November 13, 2007
A member of the armed forces that ensures laughter is used wisely and when appropriate. These brave men and women battle tirelessly against the spawn of Lolski and Trolldin (mentioned in Encyclopedia Dramatica) and anyone who would deny laughter being brought to little girls and boys.
Roflcops often fly Roflcopters to track down forum trolls, bigots or other diabolical threats.
The Roflforce is known to be allied with the carepolice.
Guy: No moar! Plz! it not funny anymoar!
Troll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roflcop: NEE-NOR NEE-NOR

<...............___@@@ ___
......____//_____?___\\__ ___
----,o-----Roflcops :DD -----@)
----`----(@)=========(@)- `
by Timolas November 13, 2007
Strangely enough, koala is slang for the alcoholic beverage absinthe. It originated as just a cover up word for alcohol in general.
Underage kids talking about getting some 'koala' so anybody who listens in, parents or otherwise, won't understand.
Berta: Hey Jimmy! Let's get some koala!
Jimmy: Bitch, last time we did that my mum smelled it on my clothes and beat me with a chair.
Berta: So what. STFU.
Jimmy: Shut yo' mouth hoe, or I pull a jinga out and stab ya.
Berta: Yo mama so fat.
Jimmy's Mom: You called me fat?
*Eats Berta*
by Timolas August 12, 2007
Lolki Lawlingontheflorollin is the mythical being of mischief in Troll mythology, a son of the giants Fatty and Lawley, and foster-brother of Trolldin. He is described as the "contriver of all fraud". He mixed freely with the gods for a long time, even becoming Trolldin's blood brother.
(Taken from Encyclopedia Dramatica)
Also known as Lolski.
by Timolas November 13, 2007
A faction of World of Warcraft. Made up of the player races orcs, trolls, tauren, undead and now blood elves.
They are generally fanatical, crazy and have no lives. During conventions such as Blizzcon the players scream out insanely to support the Horde, showing how mentally far gone they are.

Horde are a pretty barbaric lame faction, so what the Blizzard team keeps doing is taking stuff from the Alliance and putting it with the Horde.
Examples include:

-Khadgar, the Alliance's heroic archmage who nearly sacrificed his life to destroy the Horde. Now he's neutral and Horde friendly.

-Blood Elves; Quel'thalas (the blood elf homeland) has traditionally been Alliance and friendly to humanity for thousands of years in the story. The humans saved the blood elves twice, from their hated enemies trolls. Now blood elves were given some weird, bad story and shoved into the Horde, and suddenly hate the Alliance. They say they were betrayed, but that isn't true. Their prince Kael was charged with treason in Warcraft 3, and now in World of Warcraft blood elf players fight Kael anyway. So this betrayal nonsense is bullshit.

-Dalaran, a member of the Alliance since Warcraft 2. Even in current pre-Wrath of the Lich King (expansion pack) Warcraft, Dalaran is Alliance. There are Horde quests to kill these Dalaran Magi, and they fight a war against the Forsaken. Since Horde are too lame as it is, in the expansion Dalaran will be made neutral to them.

-Paladins. All of a sudden the Holy Light is like jet fuel and blood elves are happy in the pants with it.

A lot more will likely be taken from the Alliance and thrown in with the smelly, animalistic Horde in the future, so stay tuned.

Horde can also be defined as gankers, people with no lives, losers, or just plain old farts.
Elf: "For the Alliance!" -Warcraft 2

Metzen: "Lorelol guyz."

Elf: "For the - Horde? Rawr!"
*Gets naked and dances on mailbox* -World of Warcraft
by Timolas August 09, 2007

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