This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
An internet username/pseudonym on chatrooms
and forums used exclusively by overweight, unattractive and sexually desperate females to subconciously trick unsuspecting males into believing 'Angeleyes' is attractive, popular and thus worthy of being inseminated. This tactic is highly successful with the Internet cowboy
"I always just assumed Angeleyes was hot, until I saw her photograph. In reality she looks like the lovechild of Jiminy Glick and Seabiscuit... I'd still fuck her though, she said she'd fly here and she swallows."