1 definition by Timmy Franchise

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A malformed, almost grinch-like, hairless man with a severe intellectual deficiency. Often mistaken for a homeless person.
Person 1: Poor weird looking little man seems to be homeless and in need of help.

Person 2: I don't think he's homeless, probably just a gertz.
by Timmy Franchise February 10, 2010

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