A singular, lankey, and probably
male) who sports a badly styled
mohican. This person typically lives in the most pristine of the ghettos, rarely washes, and usually
gives off the ego and personality of one who would be defined as "dogmatic." These rare but curious persons share a similar if not identical fashion sense with
the opposite sex, and can't play the child's musical, flute-like
instrument, the recorder, for shit.