A singular, lankey, and probably homosexual (usually male) who sports a badly styled mohican. This person typically lives in the most pristine of the ghettos, rarely washes, and usually gives off the ego and personality of one who would be defined as "dogmatic." These rare but curious persons share a similar if not identical fashion sense with the opposite sex, and can't play the child's musical, flute-like instrument, the recorder, for shit.
Check out that high and mighty bagadoos, ordering himself yet ANOTHER seventeen shipments of the latest trends in WOMENS fashion! What a pompous twit!