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3 definitions by Tim Evans

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups
Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
by Tim Evans February 05, 2004
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A homosexual might say "Hmmm, your rusty sherrif's badge is looking tasty today"
by Tim Evans February 03, 2004
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1) When it is rag week a woman is discribed as being red

2) Embaressed
1) Damn she'd so red tday, the painters must be in
by Tim Evans February 05, 2004
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