18 definitions by Tim Jerome

When you get so drunk you tell a good friend about the time you were crazily in love with an adrogynous looking person who later turned out to be a female. Because of this revelation your drunken confession delves into epiphanies about your latent homosexuality then skips to your past crushes on (and platonic affairs with) older married people before finally detailing your favorite methods for having pillow sex. Instances of oversharing are often followed by headaches, embarrassment, feelings of vulnerability, extensive journaling and/or therapy and (sometimes) long walks alone to find yourself.
You: "...and that is ultimately what led me to realize that I might be gay. Not gay in the David Bowie sense but gay in the bi-curious way. I mean, aren't we all? I want to have a married best friend, but a friend of the same sex who you harbor sexual feelings for...there's just something exciting about that. I guess I've never really admitted this to myself. All the emails, and "dates" and trips with Katie Couric were obviously leading somewhere, but there's something I felt about my male friends that was just... It's like the time in college when I took LSD. I was turned on by the risk of it, like riding a rollercoaster without a safety harness. I mean, I sort of knew I would come out OK afterwards but I also..."

Your friend: (to him-or her-self) Sheesh! what an oversharer. I wish I had a tape recorder.
by Tim Jerome October 13, 2008
Somebody who thinks their shit doesn't stink. Somebody who drives around in a Chevy Malibu with money stuffed in their ears and nostrils. A person who says they just got accepted to Yale, but then you see them 6 months later at the local junior college.
Dr. Anal Vapors is such a money inhaler, he could buy god if he wanted to.

All of these money inhalers are heading out to the Hamptons this weekend for some Botox parties, but I'm just going to sit at home and feel lonely and cry.
by Tim Jerome August 31, 2009
When you get so drunk you tell a good friend about the time you were crazily in love with an adrogynous looking person who later turned out to be a female. Your drunken confession delves into epiphanies about your latent homosexuality, your past crushes on (and platonic affairs with) older married people and your dabblings in suicidal behavior. Instances of oversharing are often followed by headaches, embarrassment, vulnerability, extensive journaling and/or therapy and (sometimes) long walks alone.
You: "...and that is ultimately what led me to realize that a homosexual romp with a married best friend could be a character building experience instead of a moral transgression. All the emails, and "dates" and trips were obviously leading up to something. It's like the time in college when I took LSD. I was turned on by the risk of it, like riding a rollercoaster without a safety harness. I mean, I sort of knew I would come out OK but I also..."

Your friend: (to him-or her-self) Sheesh! what an oversharer.
by Tim Jerome September 16, 2008
Short for killer. Used frequently in the California slacker community to refer to something that is totally radical, gnarly or awesome.
Man, that shit is kill! I gotta get me some of that.

Dude, kill. Did you see that guy on the BMX do a double backflip? I almost showed some wakeful animation for a second.
by Tim Jerome September 04, 2009
An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.
Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."

Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."

Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."

Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
by Tim Jerome November 19, 2007
A person who displays a penchant for LL Bean and Land's End clothes, Hammy's can often be found congregating around coffee shops where acoustic folk music blasts so loud from the overhead speakers that people have to shout in order to be heard. While Hammys usually have an above average IQ, their lagging taste in current popular culture has marginalzed them from mainstream American society.
With-it Person: "Dude, how many times are you going to re-read Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance? Don't you like any of the new writers like Nick Hornby and Dave Eggers?"

Hammy: "Nick and Dave WHO?"

With-it person: "Sheesh!"

Hammy: "Come on! Let's go listen to some Pearl Jam and play hackey sack!"
by Tim Jerome November 18, 2007
Cheap, dirty brown weed from mexico sold in Texas.
Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?

Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.

Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.
by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

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