When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.
Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.
1. The opposite of godawful.
1. Boobs are godawesome!
2. No example necessary.
Jamaal: The day after I scored 80 points in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, I killed Hitler and discovered the cure for cancer.
Me: Wow, really?
Jamaal: Naw, I'm just frontin'.
Me: Stfu. Just because you're black and you say frontin', it doesn't mean your Kanye West.
The people who had sex to make you
I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.
When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.
If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.
When you only jack off to one race.
Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.
One of the few words in the English language that is actually spelled the way it sounds.
Too bad that "cum" will never be a spelling bee word.