A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.
If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
3 pimp activites plus 2 mentions of NBA players plus 2 cuss words= a popular rap these days
This is why lots of people listen to oldschool, cuz it has no formula.
In "I Love College" he talks about drinking beer, smoking weed, and having this one girl completely naked. He mentions Allen Iverson and Hakeem Olajuwon. He says "ass" and "fucked up".
In "Empire State of Mind", he talks about bein' hood forever, everybody riding his mom, and sitting courtside with Knicks and Nets giving him high fives. He mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. He says "shit" and "nigga".
These songs were complete and popular because they fit the rap formula.