Historically linked with prostitution, Banbury is now the UK's capital for people in wheelchairs, eastern european immigrants and young (read underage) mothers. Once the proud owner of its very own Gropecunt Lane (until 1410, now known as Parsons Lane) Banbury proudly continues the British traditions of single mothers and alcoholism.
Banbury is the Las Vegas of the UK. If you are blind and deaf. And retarded and with AIDS. (Which is likely if you are in Banbury)