3 definitions by Thisnamebetternotbetaken

Top Definition
Shapeshifter. The only known person in history who can change into any form he/she so desires. This is obviously how she obtains her wealth of information, public opinions and money. She transforms herself into another person to gather what she needs for her overated, overappreciated, decieving day time television show. She feeds on the ignorance of the millions of viewers that worship her.She has supposedly been around since the beggining of time itself, she has asumed many forms and has corrupted many a country. One infamous person you may have heard of, Hitler, was not the man you think he was, he was, as you may have guessed, Oprah, in disguise. She is believed to have been present at the Last Supper. Though she tends to change shapes often, her most famous, and most used form is the overweight, overpaid, deceptive black woman you see on television. She is to be avoided at all costs. She can be anywhere at any time in any shape. You have been warned.

Also see oprah hands
"Hey! Look that water moves like Oprah!"
"Dude, Don't change the way you look like that, I didn't know who you were, you pulled an Oprah."
by Thisnamebetternotbetaken August 14, 2006
A game that is played with two people, where you both start facing each other and make a fist, then proceed to raise the fist up and drop in on an open palm 3 times in a row. Then each person shapeshifts their hand into one of three possible choices. A pair of scissors, A rock, Or a piece of paper. The game is derived from the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a shapeshifter and the game requires you to change the shape of your hands.

Every game of Oprah Hands is a best two out of three round.
The person that wins the first throw gets "first ups" which is obivously an advantage.
Oprah Hands is a game of wit, speed, intelligence, analytical skill, merit, strength and cunning. Only those who are willing to take the burden that accompanies Oprah Hands should play.

Also see oprah
"Hey man wanna play a quick game of Oprah Hands to pass the time?"
by Thisnamebetternotbetaken August 14, 2006
Shoot a bullet
"I'm going to pop a cap in yo ass"
by ThisNameBetterNotBeTaken April 11, 2012

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