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5 definitions by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno

 
1.
ya
An irritating way of saying either "yes" or "yeah". Either way they mean it makes you want to punch the person who said it in the face because they are to lazy to pronounce the ending to their words.
"That was awesome" "Ya" *punch slap kick karate chop bite knee in stomach pinch punch again bam*
 
2.
A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.
Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!"

Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"
 
3.
Someone who loves thunderstorms, especially with the black sky, loud noises and bright lightning. If the electricity goes out the better! Thunderstormphilia people are usually some of the most interesting--and sometimes creepy, like you're worried that they might be vampires or scare (maybe possibly even eat) little children--people you know.
Person 1:"Wow, she's awesome!"

Person 2:"Yeah, probably because she's a thunderstormphilia"
Person 1: "Oh, that explains it!"
 
4.
People who exchange telephone numbers with people they hate, never talk to (and never will), or are enemies with. It makes no logical sense yet there's always one enemy-exchanger in a crowd. If you see one, either:
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life

STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.
Can I have your phone number?

No, you Enemy-exchanger!
 
5.
Uptight, "perfect", orchestra players who never have fun and give the band geeks a bad rep. Usually are boring and always try to make orch dorks look cool but fail miserably. Comparing a band geek to an orch dork is like comparing ice cream to molasses (AKA orch dorks suck).
You. Are. An. Orch Dork.