An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"