3 definitions by Think I'm gunna tell the likes of YOU?

Top Definition
1)The Gnommish cuss word in the Artemis Fowl series.

1, B) Meaning: stuff like "Ahh shit!"
"FUCK!"
"Crap!" And whatnot...

2) Not stuff like "That bitch!"
"You asshole!"
"Suck my dick" And whatnot
Kelp: "D'Arvit!"
Root: "I said use this line for emergencies. Swearing is hardly one of them!"
THE BEST BOOKS EVA!

Books:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incedent
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

Main Characters:
Artemis Fowl II, 12 yr old Supergenius(Rich)
Captain Holly Short, 1st LEPRecon female officer
Commander Julius Root, AKA, Beetroot
Domovoi Butler, Artemis's bodyguard
Briar Cudgeon, Prick
Foaly, LEP techy... AKA, AWESOME!
Minerva Paradizo, a dudet as smart as Artemis Fowl himself
Jon Spiro, a man who stole the C-Cube(Read Eternity Code)
Opal Koboi, Genius(not as smart as either Artemis nor Foaly) who tries to take over the world... And LOVEs Truffles

Other Characters:
Juliet Butler, Domovoi's younger sis
Captian Trouble(legelly changed) Kelp
Corporal Grub Kelp, Trouble's annoying little bro
Doctor Jerbal Argon, Docter who "made" the first book(read prolog(sp?))
Chix Verbil, Self-loving Sprite, who thinks he's "God's green gift to females"
Arno Blunt, the guy who actually SHOT Butler
Mulch Diggums, Dwarf theif
Artemis Fowl I, Artemis the Second's father
Angeline Fowl, Artemis's ma
And more I can't think of at the top of my head

Other:
Fishion Chips
Phonetix
Koboi Labs
LEP
LEPRecon
Section 8
Fairies
Sprites
Dwarves
Humans
Human-gaint(Butler)
Uh... And I'm getting bored :/
Artemis Fowl is the BEST!
1) Life is a horrible time in which finally ends at death... Unfortantly it doesn't end soon enough

2) Something the rich(2nd-1st class) complain about, and the poor(3rd) strife.

3) Something God(I'm a God freak, so what?) gave us and we destroy. And not only with drugs and alcohol. TV, computer(my flaw!), bad language, public school, the list goes on

4) Something that I have not experianced... I'm writing in the Urban Dictionary, spend my days online... I mean, come on!
1) Don't worry about life, friend. Another day you live, closer to death you are!

2) Reg teen girl: "Life sucks!"
Me: "There are people living off of what you through out into the trash! Try living before you complain about it!"

3) Dude with a death wish: "I'm going to kill myself!"
me: "Why? God gave us life to live? Why end it before you're time."
Dude: "Grow up, kid. Then you'll know there is not God."
Me: " :/ "

4) That stupid red teen girl agn!: "Life sucks!"
Me: "Wouldn't know. Don't got one."

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