-Sir Flip-Flops alot.
-Half of the "Hair ticket".
-His partner/running mate,the biggest douche in the universe(Mr. glorious hairdo),John Edwards,claims that John Kerry
(if elected) will heal
the crippled that they will
quote:"get up out of their wheelchairs
and walk",if John Kerry
Now OBVIOUSLY he's lying!!!
people in wheelchairs
" and have them "get up out of their wheelchairs
and walk" simply "if" he is elected.