-Sir Flip-Flops alot.
-Half of the "Hair ticket".
-His partner/running mate,the biggest douche in the universe(Mr. glorious hairdo),John Edwards,claims that John Kerry (if elected) will heal the crippled that they will quote:"get up out of their wheelchairs and walk",if John Kerry is elected!!!!
Now OBVIOUSLY he's lying!!!
John Kerry CANNOT "heal people in wheelchairs" and have them "get up out of their wheelchairs and walk" simply "if" he is elected.