3 definitions by TherevJake

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the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.
His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself
by TherevJake December 18, 2011

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optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines on to droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere
most of the time after it rains there is a good chance you'll see a skyfart in the sun light
by therevjake January 19, 2012

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An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.
"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.
by TheRevJake December 19, 2011

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