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2 definitions by Thereliablesource

 
1.
1. an exceedingly fat and annoying person
2. a short, fat and cocky person
3. a midget with the appetite of a starving herd of elephants
4. the act of binging
5. the act of being completely wrong yet still thinking you're right
6. someone who likes to hear himself speak but has noone who wants to talk to him so people simply tone out his voice
7. The cause of world hunger
I waited on that line so long yet I never even got what I wanted, it was like being in the back of a buffet line with Altman in front of you.
Archaelogists just found new evidence that the bones of mammoths were really human, they were called Altmans and were the reason for the extinction of many animals as they could not stop eating.
Jimmy stop eating now!!! Your eating like an Altman, soon I'm going to have to put a second mortgage on the house.
Alec, I hate that kid! He's such an Altman! Although we tell him we don't care and he's annoying, we can't get him to start talking.
Johnny looks like an Altman. The only things that have grown since fifth grade are his weight, his smell and his ego.
by TheReliableSource September 23, 2010
 
2.
The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.
Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.
by Thereliablesource March 06, 2012