21 definitions by Theory's apprentice

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A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.
Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
A combination of the words fuck and bitch that when put together make something that is PURE EVIL!!!!
Fuck you man, fuck you! You know the fuck what, you're a FUCKING BITCH!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
A glorious day that is celebrated by sledding, having snowball fights, and building snow tunnels.
I had a snow day once, it was awesome..............
by Theory's Apprentice July 05, 2006
A man with brown skin and dick much larger than yours.
I saw a black guy in a porno and he made me feel soooooo small.
by Theory's apprentice June 27, 2006
I just want to note that all the negative definitions about Star Wars on this site all have a lot more "thumbs down" than "thumbs up," while all the definitions that hold Star Wars in a positive manor have a lot more "thumbs up" than "thumbs down."

Let me explain why this is so.
Star Wars is THE GREATEST series of movies to ever exist. It beautifully combines all the genres of film that exist. The only flaw with the series is that George Lucas has finished the series which means Star Wars is pretty much over and we won't be able to see any more new movies.
Star Wars fucking RULES!!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
A tunnel that is made through a pile of snow which accumulates when people pile up snow in one place that they removed from the street.
Yea I made a snow tunnel once. It was ten feet, nine inches long and it was so high and wide that my two friends and I could all fit into it...AWWWW YEAAAA!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
Its when a white guy tries to rap.
The following is a wigger rap free styled by my white friend:
Damn girl shake dat ass
It looks so good I wanna fuck it.
I wanna have sex with it really hard.
Skeet skeet skeet into your butthole.
Mmmmm that ass you got make me so horny.
Oh yea I'm so horny.
I'm so damn horny for that ass you got there.
I watch you walk and shake dat ass and it gives me an erection;
I have a big boner for dat ass you got shakin.
My blood is flowing into my penis
Its making it hard and erect.
Oh my god shake, damnn, shake dat booty girl.
I wanna take off your pants and then your panties and stare at your ass and jiggle your titties and stick my penis right up your rectum and move it around and ejaculate and have my sperm swim around your intestines until they dry out.
OOOOooo I love that booty;
I just cant explain it its so nice;
It even smells good;
Girllll I wanna toss your salad.
Oh yea I'm gonna do weird things to that fine ass your carrying.
Oh snap I just cummed my pants because of that hump you got girl.
I mean wow I didnt think an ass could be this sweet but that ass you got is sweet like watermelon.
And those tities you got are makin me sweat.
Sweat,
Sweat,
Sweat for those tities,
Sweat for dat ass,
Girl you gotta nice ass and you got some nice tities.
I have a big dick and I want you to play with it with your toungue.
Blowjob skeet!
Handjob skeet!
Normal sex tity sex anal sex SKEET SKEET SKEET!
Evvvvvery night when I go to sleep I dream and dream and dream about you;
About that body;
About that pussy;
About those tities;
About that ass cuz it be so fine,
Fine girl, fine like the sunshine.
Never in my life has my dick gotten so huge;
Its cumbersome.
Its gettin so big you'd have trouble fittin it in your mouth and it keeps on growin.
Skeet cum skeet cum skeet cum skeet!
Right into your pussy,
Right into your ass,
Right through your boobies,
And all over your face!!
I'm gonna make you a creamsickle.
I cream my pants when I watch you dance.
My dreams are dirty just like we were last night.
Havin sex with you doesn't even compare with masturbating to porn.
You look awesome.
Makin me crazy.
Crazy for that ass.
CRAZY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 03, 2006

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