He's THE BEST RAPPER EVER!!! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!
Guy 1:Like whazzzzup man!! Jay-Z is the fuzzin greatest! Yo yo yo snoop dogg!
Guy 2:Yeah man he's off the HIZZZZZZZZAYYYYYYY!!!
Guy 1:TRUE DAT MAN! TRUE DAT!
Guy 2:I gotta go now cuz JAY-Z IS ON THE TV!!!
Guy 1:WOAH MAN THAT'S THE FUZZIN GREATEST FUZZIN THANG EVA!! HE'S THE SPIT!!
They taste like poop and smell like it,too.
Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"
Stupid one hit wonder who wears parachute pants.
When MC Hammer found out about a sale for half price off parachute pants,he screamed like a little girl.
There's two kinds of preppy:
1.The rich kids who always play golf and are always smart,stuck-up brats that think they're better then the "less fortunate" people.
2.The kids at school who wear "popular clothes"(or so they think) and think that their the best in the school.
Girls:Usually blonde,loves pink and Hello Kitty,wears really small and tight clothes,says OMG and like alot,and listen to sucky pop music that they usually sing along to,always standing in groups talking about "hOtT bOyZ!!!111",laugh at the unpopular kids,giggle for no reason,always hanging out at the mall
Boys:Usually also blonde(almost all the guys in my class had brown or black hair then died it blonde to look "cool"),likes black and red,say they're "sK8eR pUnKz!!!11",and listen to punk,or what they think is punk,because they think it makes them popular.
1."Good day,mother and father! I am late for my golf game with Albert,so I will be seeing you!"
2.Girl:"LIKE OMG OMG OMG DID U LIKE C BRADS NEW SHIRT IT LIKE SEZ "I LUV ME WHO DOESNT" OMG I LUV IT I WANT IT LIKE I LIKE REALLY REALLY LIKE DO!!!
Boy:"Hey,dude! Wazzup? Wanna go hang with me after school? I gots a new board,man,and we can just skate or whatever"
Coach Z's favourite rap band thinger.
Homestar:What does the W stand for? Witch's bwew?
Coach Z:No man,it's the Wu-tang Clan!
Homestar:..Coach Z,are you a poseur?
Coach Z:Nah,i'm down!
Homestar:Yeah,down to second to last place!