3 definitions by TheTopHat

Top Definition
A black hole that you're forced to throw money into if you belong to one. One never really knows where it all ends up, and no one may never will.
Karl: What the hell's with these deductions from my paycheck.

Mary: Well the unions hungry again.
by TheTopHat April 16, 2011
A terrible supermarket chain in the mid-atlantic region that is run by spoiled rich bastards that treat its employees like shit, who also hire managers who manage the stores because they were too much fuck-ups to make it anywhere else in the world.
Person One: Where do you work?

Person Two: At shoprite

Person One: Oh, now THAT explains why you're so suicidal all the time.
by TheTopHat August 10, 2010

The mastermind and leader of al Queda behind the 9/11, the worst atack to date on U.S. soil. He was responsible for the deaths of nearly 3,000 innocent people and you can say he's the reason why we've lost nearly 4,000 troops in almost ten years. Over the past decade, he went into hiding as we tried to find him and bring him to justice. After several leads and intensive surveilliance and investigation, he was found in Abbottabad, Pakistan, and President Obama ordered an attack.

On May 1, 2011, 20-25 Navy SEALS went into his "secret" compound and after a forty minute shootout, they killed the world's nunmber one sonofabitch with bullets to the head and chest. Upon hearing the news, America for a few days was able to unite together as the great Nation that it is. It even caused a U-S-A chant during a New York Mets-Philadelphia Phillies game, two teams who a bitter rivals. While the vengeance is bittersweet for it will never bring back those we lost a decade ago nor will it signal the end of terrorism, justice was finally served. We killed him.
Tim: Hey, did you hear Osama bin Laden was killed?

Jerry: Thank God. See you in hell, asshole!
by TheTopHat May 08, 2011

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