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7 definitions by TheStig1214

one who worships the thrash band Slayer as if they were gods, or anti-gods (pick your choice). Usually Slaytanists will frequent the band's concerts and have much signed memerobilia.
Yeah, he's a slaytanist. He goes to every one of their concerts.
by TheStig1214 July 18, 2010
When you are walking down a hallway or corridor and someone coming the opposite way mirrors your every move to get out of each other's way. Often ends in a collision.
Sorry I was late to class, too many hall mirrors.
by TheStig1214 February 16, 2011
Acronym for-At Least It's Not Vista. Describes things that are not bad but not good. Can be used instead of "Not Bad." Can also be used to describe something that is very original unlike Microsoft's ripoff of the Macintosh OS operating systems.

Pronounced- Alan (like the name)- V (the letter)
It's o.k. but, ALINV
by TheStig1214 June 16, 2010
A food grown without and pesticides or chemicals in it's presence, basically the biggest sham in the world economy today besides As Seen on TV crap.
Guy 1-"Hey I just went to that new organic market in town."
Guy 2-"How was it?"
Guy 1-"Everything was almost double the price than at the grocery store and everyone there looked stoned."
Guy 2-" Yeah, I just clean the stuff I get from Stop & Shop, it's fine then."
by TheStig1214 July 13, 2010
Your parent's best friend's kid that you are very close with and consider family.
Guy 1: I was hangin' with my cousin last night... well, my dad's friends' kid.

Guy 2: Oh, your pseudocousin?
by TheStig1214 July 08, 2012
a Nazi, according to the best band ever, MDC.
"John Wayne was a Nazi.
He liked to play SS.
He had a picture of Adolf as a boy.
Tucked into his cowboy vest."
by TheStig1214 July 04, 2010
1. Last name of Johnny Knoxville, a star on Jackass, Wildboyz and Nitro Circus. 2. v To pull a Knoxville - When you pull off a stunt so dangerous or so thick headed it could be on Jackass.
Dude he just pulled a Knoxville when he flipped that golf cart!
by TheStig1214 June 26, 2010