I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like card games; if ur not patient u should have a good hand
Intellectuals read in bed, others have sex
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