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2 definitions by TheScenario

The act of getting drunk and then posting outlandish and regrettable comments and or status'.

Similar to "drunk dialing"
"the telegraph is the best invention ever"

"No buddy, that would be a beer dispensing blowjob machine"

"Man chris i told you to stop Crunk FBing"
by TheScenario April 09, 2010
A mthyological creature reportedly inhabiting south florida. The creature is best described as a skinny blonde woman with the butt cheeks of a hippopotamus.
"Bro I'm horny as fuck tonight. Wanna go out and look for some chicks?"

"Hell yea man, I'm looking for a Marissataur tonight."
by TheScenario April 18, 2010