2 definitions by ThePatientPigeon
A sexual technique / practical joke.
For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.
*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
Passer-by (To self): "awww, not a pigeon crap, on my new Armani suit! I've got an important international business meeting in a minute. (Looking up into the tree he is passing)
Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"
Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
by ThePatientPigeon Mar 28, 2010 add a video
A sexual technique which involves a woman taking her sexual partners legs inside her. This involves one leg entering the vagina and one leg entering the anus. This is most effective when the woman is extremely gapped or her partner is extremely emaciated.
1) "Matt tried to pull the scissors on me last night. Only made it ankle deep though"
2) "Had the scissors pulled on me last night. Easy fit, I was raped in the War after all"
by ThePatientPigeon May 1, 2010 add a video