1 definition by ThePariahDog

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When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.
"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"

"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
by ThePariahDog April 14, 2012

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