Lady Gaga Disease is when a normal person listens to Gaga's music only once and then they need to learn more about her. After they discover new things about Gaga, they start liking everything about her. Then they start getting protective of Lady Gaga and they form into 'obsessed fans' into Little Monsters.
These 'Little Monsters' think that everything Gaga does is cool, when obviously it's retarded and weird. They start liking her personality, actions, looks, speech, singing, acting, dancing, and everything else. While they're distracted by this 'perfect "woman"' (I just threw up a little when I typed that) they are completely unaware that she's a disgusting mutant freak.
Caitlyn: Hey did you watch that award show last night?
Sabrina: Yeah, I saw it. Did you see what Lady Gaga was wearing?!
John: YEAH I SAW HER! SHE LOOKED SO GOOD LAST NIGHT!!!!
Sabrina: Oh, I meant that she looked completely ridiculous with that dead fetus on her head...
John: SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU'RE A DAMN IDIOT!!! SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL IN THAT OUTFIT!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HER FAME AND SUCCESS!! SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!
Caitlyn: Oh my God, dude, you have Lady Gaga Disease.
A 'Lady Gaga' has many definitions:
1) n. A talentless bitch who can't write lyrics to save her life.
2) n. A tranny; A drag queen.
3) n. An alien genital part that is made up of 5 vaginas and 2 penises.
4) v. To have sex with anyone (or anything) you can (This is mainly used by single women).
1) Ann: Nick let's go on YouTube.
Nick: What's that video?! Click on it...
A Lady Gaga in the video: I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK!
Nick: Ahhhhh, turn this shit off!!! It's a Lady Gaga!
2) Bryan: Hey, look at that sexy girl over there! *drools*
Joey: Idiot, that's a Lady Gaga.
3) Michael: *about to have sex* Baby, you ready?
Janice: Oh hell yeah!
Michael: *undresses Janice* Holy shit!! You have a Lady Gaga!!!
4) Candace: I need to hump something... *sees homeless guy* *humps leg* *sees dead rat* *shoves up pussy* *sees knife* Oooh! That'll fit! *humps* *cuts herself* *bleeds until she dies*
Tom: Omg did that girl just Lady Gaga to death?!?!