1 definition by TheHumans

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When a company hooks you with a free service making you very happy, only to announce that you need to now pay for that service or your experience will be polluted with ads and other spamery.
Jen:
Those pimp-ass music slingers at pandora hooked me on the candy and now they tryin to stick me for my papers.

Sue:
Oh Snap, those bitches freetracted their love.
by TheHumans March 10, 2011

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