3 definitions by TheCatfish

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1.) The response someone makes when one tells a retarded joke, says something stupid, or does something rude, annoying, obnoxious, or gross.

2.) A comment one makes on a bad or ugly facebook photo.

3.) What to say to stalkers before they kill/rape you.
Lou: "I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NEVERS, EVERY-"

Stan: "Ew, die."
by TheCatfish March 26, 2010

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The sock residue that accumulates between one's toes by the end of the day.
Person 1: "That guy's been playing tennis for 6 straight hours, man"
Person 2: "He must have a lot of doit"
Person 1: "Gross, man"
by TheCatfish March 26, 2010

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1.) What happens to a joke when it is followed by someone else's lame addition to the joke.

2.) When someones irritating or obnoxious laugh ruins an otherwise hilarious joke.
Jim: "What's Helen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days!

Craig: "HAR HAR HURK HURK HARK HA HAR HUR!"

Luigi: "Ooooh, Jim, your joke got cheese'd!"

Jim: "Damn"
by TheCatfish March 26, 2010

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