4 definitions by TheBestBird

hipster mom

A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.

Common Antonyms: Social life.

I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.

by TheBestBird December 30, 2016

donald trumps hair

Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.

Did you see Donald trumps hair? Its fucking weird!

by TheBestBird December 30, 2016

mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird December 30, 2016

wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide

Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

by TheBestBird December 30, 2016