Person 1: Man, did you hear that Larry Gingriched his wife Cindy?
Person 2: Wait, you mean he cheated on her, married the mistress, then cheated on the mistress with a third woman?
Person 1: Yup. And poor Cindy was dying from brain cancer, too!
Douchebag: woman, if you don't lose some weight and get a face lift, I'm gonna go Gingrich on your ass!