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5 definitions by TheAnacondors

 
1.
A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.
After I slammed that pinecone turd my diarrhea hole bled for eight years.
by TheAnacondors September 24, 2007
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2.
A midget who is so small that they are no longer considered human and enter the slug category. They resort to eating scraps of metal and their own bones.
You don't want to touch that, it's a midget slug.

"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"
by TheAnacondors September 24, 2007
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3.
A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.
I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.
by TheAnacondors September 24, 2007
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4.
A rat dwelling in a cantaloupe for fun.
I found a rataloupe inside my butt snatch.
by TheAnacondors September 24, 2007
20 4
 
5.
A rat dwelling in a cantaloupe for fun.
I found a rataloupe in my butt hole.
by TheAnacondors September 24, 2007
23 13