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A shitty little rot-box of a town in Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom. Mostly harbouring petty criminals, shoplifters and drug dealers in the vast majority of its filthy streets, while many residents are rejects from London, who felt they weren't good enough.

Prostitutes also linger. Probably. Quite possibly one of the worst towns in the UK to live in.
150 Crimes in St. Neots during November 2011, according to Police.uk

15 burglary
70 Antisocial
1 robbery
3 vehicle crime
12 violent crime
13 shoplifting
2 public disorder and weapons
13 shoplifting
14 criminal damage and arson
11 other theft
5 drugs
4 other crime

Like it or not, these are the facts.
October - 210 crimes
September - 159
August - 174
July - 197

May was comparatively quiet with a tiny 137 crimes.
by TheAlmightySkidmarkOfLife December 22, 2011

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