A condition where a man usually suffers from Peyronie's Disease along with Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality. Symptoms usually involve licking bald guys' head named Squash, randomly doing the "Hussle", likes to rub their fingers against their sweaty crotch area then smell those fingers, and/or likes to lick grundels of guys named Dan.
Wow Dan! How did that feel? That guy must have Ryanmcsweeneyism.