DDS-(Dry Dick Syndrome)...a medical ailment that results frm not gettin ur dick wet...symptoms include depression, horniness, sexual frustration and havin a very dry dick...the only cure is usin ur best friend (ur hand) or gettin yo shit wet...this usually occurs during parties or other situations involving sexy ass females...
You: man i was so close to fuckin that girl last night!!!
Friend: frealz what happened??
You: man we was hella gettin into it but she had to bounce, i got a bad case of DDS...shits dryer than a Motha Fucka!!