The wild species called "alexius" has traits that include: and ass licking crack whore, an animal with pussy stank, she has ass watering, a flat ass, HERPES, looks special ed, eats donkey ass, and dead baby dicks. She also can be found sitting in closets eating donkey testicals, and the occasional llama tit.
Alexius! Get off that boy right now!
Alexius you left a trail of placenta juice; again!
Alexius! Stop eating that little girls ass right this second!
Alexius tried to rape my cat with a fork!
You know what really fucks me in the ass? Alexius!
Alexius has three dicks hidden under her armpits. They come out on a full moon only.
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