Something that you should be VERY pleased to hear your girlfriend say she would like to give you.
Much much better than intercourse
(derived from unix cron tabs)
"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"
"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."
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