1180 definitions by The return of Light Joker

1. in a ruined condition

2. poured over ice(usually said of alcoholic beverages)
The global economy may be on the rocks, but that does not seem to have stopped anyone from enjoying a scotch on the rocks.
by The Return of Light Joker March 09, 2009

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a bulge of fat around the waist
I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.
by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2008

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intimate talk between lovers while lying in bed after copulating
She tiptoed out of the bedroom after the pillow talk was over.
by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2008

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to succeed in having sex or finding a sexual partner(a euphemism)
How do those punks always get some?
by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

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something worth keeping
The autographed ball is a keeper.
by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2011

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to attack or defend against with twice the usual force
They tried to double team the crook and knocked him down when they succeeded.
by The Return of Light Joker June 09, 2008

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an easy or useless college course, whether real or not
He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.
by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

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