3 definitions by The realest gamer

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A supposed secret organisation that coincidentally everyone knows about. When ignorant people refuse to believe common sense, conspiracies such as 9/11 and the JFK assassination are formed. The illuminati are (allegedly) controlling everything in the world and are responsible for the death of anyone famous such as Biggie, Bob Marley, Michael Jackon and the list goes on for eternity.

It's based upon a real organisation from 18th century europe. The rumours started around about the same time as the internet grew popular (late 90's) and may be the earliest evidence of trolling.

People who believe in these stories are very arrogant and refuse to listen to reasoning and evidence and hypocritically accuse anyone who doesn't agree with them of ignorance.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear the government made 9/11 happen with bombs and shit!?!?!

Person 2: Yeah and Jay-z killed Tupac!

Person 3: I heard they killed Amy Winehouse so people would forget about the norway bombings.

Person 4 (who uses common sense): You shouldn't believe everything you read off the internet, the illuminati isn't even real.

Persons 1-3: Stop being so ignorant!!!!!!
by The realest gamer October 27, 2011
Modern Warfare 3 is the next game in the "popular" Call of Duty series. It is damn near identical to previous installments excluding new maps (which they'll make you pay for in due time).

Person 1: Hey, are you getting MW3? It's gonna be great!

Person 2: MW3? Oh, you mean that unreleased COD4 map pack...

Person 1: Shut up you hater!!!

Here's what will happen to those that purchase it
First week: Wow! Infinity ward have really outdone themselves, this is amazing! Modern Warfare 3 for the win!!!

After a month: So many noobs keep using the (insert overpowered gun name) it's pissing me off...

A short while later: Survival mode is the only good thing in this game...

A bit after that: This game sucks! Who would play this crap!?!?!?

When the next game comes out: Hey, this is actually pretty good!

And so the cycle of pathetic games continues
by The realest gamer October 27, 2011
A word that used someone who would go to extreme lengths to showcase their dissaproval of something. In recent times this meaning has changed to apply to anyone with a negative opinion.

It can also be compared to the word troll and it's new meaning.
Previous meaning

Person 1: EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTE SHIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BIATCHES. FUCK ALL OF YOU AND ALL THE SHIT ON TV, WHY DO YOU BASTARDS WATCH SHIT LIKE JERSEY SHORE AND THE FUCKING X FACTOR!!!!!111

Person 2: Stop being a hater.

Nowadays

Person 1: Have you heard the new eminem song, it's epic!

Person 2: I don't really like eminem because...

Person 1: HATER!!!!!!!
by The realest gamer October 27, 2011

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