The real Jeffers
Instead of saying, "Oh, bollocks" or similar words
"Will you go out with me?"
"No; you have a face like a welder's bench"
When you cum, only its muffled by something
I splumphed in her mouth
The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently
I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.
Tapping your 'just spent' knob on your girlie's mouth
I love tapped her after se sucked me off
To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly
"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"
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