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2 definitions by The original Dirty Jew

 
1.
When you cum on an umbrella and shove it up the recipients ass.
Horribly disfigured Guy-Dude my ass hurts!

Normal Guy- When you got drunk they tennessee rainy day'ed your ass.....literally!

Horribly disfigured Guy- Wha.........?!?!?!?!?!?!
by The original Dirty Jew December 05, 2010
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2.
*vomits in mouth* A fat whore who likes to fart during sexual intercourse, but tries to ignore it and pass it off as the seat squeaking.
Codie-*farts*

Unsuspecting Guy-WTH was that?

Codie- Uh.....nothing, just the seat.

Now Disgusted Guy- STFU and get outta my car!!!
by The original Dirty Jew December 05, 2010
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