6 definitions by The one who is anonomous

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Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009

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A billabopper is a man who is middle aged and spends most of his time trying to win the lotto, and hitting up the popular strip clubs checking out the older babes. The billaboppers are usually turned on by flabby arms and pasty skin. A typical billabopper tells his old crazy wife who is suffering from alzheimers that he is going to the bowling alley when really he is going to the library to check out the hot librarian, her name is Reneldia. A billabopper basically is a creepy, lying, failure of a man.
Ralph you are such a billabopper!
by The one who is anonomous October 20, 2009

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a "jock jack" is simply the term for when you are doing jumping jacks and your jock bounces all around which later results in an unpreventable boner. This occasionally can be a problem if females are around in your intense workout session because floppage of the package can sometimes cause boners from the friction. This is an awkward thing to happen cause your are getting your cardio in and all of the sudden your johnson is erect.
In gym Ralph did his jock jacks.
by The one who is anonomous October 21, 2009

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A waggot is a school boy bitch, that is the kid in your group of friends that bitches out about evrything, a waggot is the kid who freaks out while doing something mischievious and then later shares with his friends about the cool stuff he just did. This person appears to be a huge tool but they try to pretend like they are the shit. This persons activities include heavily masturbating to lesbian porn, watching the O.C., playing gamecube for long lengths of time, horse back riding, learning multiple foreign languages, and last but not least having a robot collection. A waggot is the guy who thinks he is a player because he lets girls cheat off of him. The last sign of a waggot would be possessing japanese anime comic books. This person's attire sometimes consists of ripped jeans and fine silk robes. This person usually is not marked as "weird" or "hated" just the fagg that nobody truly likes.
That kid is such a waggot, why is he so waggish.
by The one who is anonomous October 20, 2009

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"G with the D" is a world wide expression that means; a straight up gangster, who likes to be productive and efficient and get shit done. one who is also hardcore and legit at everything, pretty much the highest form of excellence there is.
I am G with the D and I like to stay fresh and fly.
by The one who is anonomous October 18, 2009

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A whoregasm is a female orgasm that is extremely hard to trigger because the girl is plundered so often that the intimate friction no longer affects her. A whoregasm requires a heavy duty slut because it takes intense deep penetration for anything to arrouse her. When the whoregasm occurs it resembles a fire hidrant spewing out large quantities of liquid. Althogh the whoregasm is uncommon because the female is so used to the hardcore penetration, when it does occur it is a little unpleasant.
Robert: My girlfriend had a whoregasm the other day and i literally projectile vommitted eveywhere.
by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009

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