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1 definition by The one and only DAN

The general classification of people who work for Embarq. Using a cross between the name of the company, and the word retard, this term was spawned.
I just got of the phone with an emtard.

Their whole office is full of emtards.

That person is really emtarded.
by The one and only DAN April 22, 2008