n. A hollow bulge in the crotch region of a girl's pants (the same area where a penis would be located on a man). As a girl walks or sits and crosses her legs, this area of the pants will bunch together in said bulge. A jeanus is typically caused by oversized or oddly fitted pants.
Grr! I can't get this part of my pants to lay flat! I have this hideously HUGE jeanus!
This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.
Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.
Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.
N. Slang for the biggest badass from SoBe to Tennessee. A true balla that holds it down for all those caucasions out there that gots da skills on the dance flo'. A real player & an all in all smooth operator. Often seen wearing a hat...that I look better in than him. Usually, his coolness is just too much for others to handle... People, even strangers, show him much awe & respect for his mad dance moves. Give the Baumer some room to break lose, but don't challenge him. Acts of dance aggression are not taken to kindly & will require the Baumer to kick your ass.
Person 1: Who's that guy with all the hot ladies on the dance floor?
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!