1 definition by The not so big and not so red

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A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!
Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!
by The not so big and not so red November 05, 2010

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