2 definitions by The nige

Top Definition
Tommy tank: English rhyming slang for wank.
I'm just off for a quick tommy.
by The nige August 01, 2006
the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.
The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.
by The nige August 01, 2006

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